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Browser Compatability

This site uses a bunch of funky crap that probably won't work on non-MS browsers. That said, if you find your computer is too crappy to be able to navigate using our menu system, or you find that you're too stupid to use the menu system, I've provided an external menu system (see the appropriately named link above). Well, after many years, the external menu system has been removed. It was way too much trouble to maintain a dual menu system...especially for those with crappy computers and extreme stupidity.

California Privacy Compliance

I don't care how you do it in California.
Your privacy is of no concern. Our privacy is. Hence, to minimize intrusions upon our privacy, including explaining ourselves to California, Here is our privacy policy:
We don't track you. In some cases we may collect "personal" information about you. This information will not be enumerated in any way here because the only way we get it is if you give it to us. If you give it to us, you know what it is and what you are providing; that is notification enough. If you don't want to give it, you don't have to. If we require it in order to provide some service or another, give it or do without; no one is holding a gun to your head. If someone else wants you tracked (or any other information about you), like everyone else we have our price: To cover our expenses, both real and imagined, if someone (including any government) wants information about you, we will provided it for the nominal fee of $60 million/minute of our time, beginning from the moment we are contacted about this. There is a 4 hour minimum charge ($14,400,000,000). The minimum must be paid in advance and is not refundable under any circumstances.


If you find a posting on this site to be offensive, inappropriate or disruptive, please ignore it. If you don't know how to ignore a posting, complain to us and we will demonstrate.

Content of Your Skull

For the understanding-impaired there is an inoffensive version of this site. Please use that version and ignore the regular one.