I have been with the thinking of helping people asking of questions. I looked (here and there) for being hosted, but none were of the "yes, okay". No, all were being "No" and "who are you" and "put on some clothes". And with that I was to informing that with monkeys no clothes, alright. But then the Deviants were with paradigm of "bob of titan" being the jealous, and wanted trying imitate. Yes, sad sad sad. But they were saying the yes and of special the paging to open with War Monkey and would the like to be letters answered! So even with the being pathetic of copy copy, War Monkey could not the no.
So being now you to write letters and ask with questions. The Flinger is waiting. The Flinger is the anxious Keep It Flung with being you the friends.
{DvT}JonahHex writes:
Dear War Monkey,
It is now 5 days shy of being exactly 3 years since I followed your advice to washy-washy my computers RAM cards. Do you think they have been in the machine long enough yet? It has been running 24/7 the whole time. I have noticed that they are finally a lovely green now, but they do have black bumpy things regularly spaced on them. Should this concern me? If I can take them out of the washing machine, should I rinse the detergent off?...Soapy is pretty kewl, after all. How long will they need to stay in the dryer before I can use them again?
Thank you for always being here for us.
Sincerely,
{DvT}JonahHex
Dear {DvT}JonahHex,
Hmmm, this being the seriously. Not the black things should doing the still, but rather only of the green and the smooth also doing soggy. Perhaps now yes the being rinse and black thingies having the off, then just being resudsing and can being the dry but If not the having off doing the black thingies then also the soak another year will being the fix.
Now the having good the news! I am knowing what are the thingies being the black! They are the making of manufacturer to being slow the remember for memory and also being reduce the remember in so being relate of measures doing the amount. Now are the having ram the faster and being have greater the doing quantitative! Also with the having soak and wash for so the long and being the absorb until greener the color also now having the thicker which am providing more the space for greater the quantitative, so likewise the being squish is like to having the be able the ply so that doing the more is something the having can with greater the flex! True! Probably now the having ram cards the greater than can having by am the store.
But also the being difficult. Now the put doing to computer inside and finding the swell and being soft also mean the having time am harder to putting in because being bigger than place doing receive of card. So trick now am sharing. Being get two the cards of playing deck which are being so the easy getting of am Nevada and making do the sandwich where cards the play aming side the out and card the ram aming side the in. Then doing compare of length and if finding length too the long then being fold so finding length being same. Now being slide the sandwich into place doing receive of ram and once the being done the slide also so remove cards the play but not being remove card the ram. Easy!
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Dear War Monkey,
Why are you so damned sexy?
sincerely, Miss Hot Babe
Ah, that is being the easy do answering. War Monkey is coming from long line the War Monkeys (am being distinguished the doing fling). I'm having of family the tree really being big because of genetic predisposition doing please ladies. Truly am having enormous the girth of being pieces. I am being not the kid doing you. I am not wearing the pants because pants are not the being fit in the front. You are getting the know. Also I are knowing how being the romantic, like the doing remove of lice from the being hair and doing the eat. Or of the having great the arm for being extend the range when I am doing fling of personal the refuse in the direction of male the thinking he are compete. Hit him right in being the head even before he am the do being know I are the seeing him the coming. HA!
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Dear War Monkey,
Recently I visited the DvT forums and found some really disturbing poetry by this
jerk "Sapient6" and his friend "Monkies". Are you monkies? If not, are you related
to "Monkies"? Further, why does Sapient6 feel the need to present such offensive
material to the public in his capacity as a member of DvT? I thought you guys had
class.
Angry UT Community Member
Dear Pointless,
I am the doing wonder who the let you into of DvT forums, then being the remember, oh, yes, those the being forums of available to entire the community. That being the doing same community that are being including clans like CoW (clan of wussy assholes). Yes, then I are being understand why you am having the ichor. You are being the having of not so much the entirety of what others would the being satisfied having of the brain. Were you of having this the much then would being understand not the being offend, but the having know that really the people doing read and not the know are being to offend because they are being the having suck. The suck really hard. But they are also of being the normal for the having place because the doing place is that of which most are am of the having not so much the entirety of what others would the being satisfied having of the brain. And sucking hard. Not the worry, having bat can be fixing it ok.
As to whether I am being or not am being the "Monkies", well if you were being the know of things that even the dead cat am the know, then you would also of being have the know that the answer to this question doing the obvious of not the likely. But again, you are being possesed of brains the shepherd, which is to say as one who tends to a flock and orally doing gratify the little boys. And the having charisma to match that of maggots doing the eating of dead cats. Of course then it is being the know that also the question next is of similar attitude, that of which is to being say that such a thing is as likely as you am the know anything. No much when you are doing the suck hard, as you are likely being the do right the now. But more upon I would doing the add also that I would rather the relating of "Monkies" than the doing relate of being you. Also am being would rather not the exist.
I am doing the skip to question being last because other the question is already being the answered. But question the last isn't being a question, is really being the thing of which you are doing the say that am you the think. Ha! You the think. I am needing the lie down so I are not the passing out from being the laugh so hard. The truth is am that you would not being the know of class if it were to being wear a three foot the strap on and anally the being rape you for the being two weeks. Also not the likely you the notice since you're having own the head there to being widen the anus all the being time.
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hey warm whats up? i was wondering why its sunny while im at work but then its raining and shitty out on the weekend? thnx, uberdood
Ah, what exactly is being the doing up. Well as certain people are being the discover up is really just the statement being do relative, of having relationship the am gravity. As a being point the reference, doing try the jump out of having the window, and from there being the observe of which the direction you are move. You will having the notice there is being a direction which you will am move directly the being away from, and as it is being happen, this is also doing the direction (the one am which you doing move away froom) of up. It is being from this the do notice am of which that having no the doing mass to effect of am gravity, then such an am as up is doing the ambiguity.
It is turning out that I am having help you. Since as you are being at work when you are doing reading this I are knowing that now since you are wishing the experiment for your being self, that you am the fall out window. Not at the work and it being the sunny. If you are being at home when doing the read, then having the delay until making experiment until you are being at work and having outside am sunny. Hope it's not the late!
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{DvT}Latro writes:
Aman sets up camp then goes 25 miles south. He farts and then goes 25 miles east at which point he shoots and kills a bear. He goes 25 miles back to camp and farts again. what color is the bear?
Dear Latro,
The bear is being with sallow the grey. Because for when to man can of fart after the do leave some camp he so to have being the repositioned so yes apres shooting dead the bear is now just 25 miles going the east again to get to camp. Thus it's clear! Yes!
See? I explain the more now! Knowing as be the men with having big gassy the expelations then doing the walking great distance can still the notice how some has tagged along! So when bear the dead, man go to bear and the stuff being with linger in air about him does to force all bear hair to fall out. Then man the take bear to camp, and with nasty gasses again inpregnates into being the skin to bear and all color does the gone.
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{DvT}Zero Factor writes:
Mr. Monkey :),
I just heard something that I needed answered. A co-worker has told
me that Win'98 can only use 256 megs o' ram, but it will tell you
however much you have in your system. I just need some clearification
on this. can Win'98 handle more than 256 megs of ram?
{DvT}Zero Factor
Dear Zero,
This just being not the true. And of rumor has can tell around many. For long the time. Yes. Ask our metallic friend, Bender, and will being the tell now to feed beer your computer. But will now only beginning!
Is with now the assertion owning to you that can Win'98 handle some RAM? HA. Microsuft having done flung you bad. Here, take towel with to being the whipe MS fling from face is yours. Because then can use eyes again and being the notice no RAM being the handled at all! No. Open with the notepad and see the how all being swap file when can type.
Or, perhaps the being ironic. Perhaps people have head the far far up butt, and not the notice that people the saying Win'95 can't use the more than 32 RAM were also dumb wrong. People who the talk dumb shit like that have assholes of mouths and the brain being runs. Just the open and see how the fall out. Take here gun and being the lobotomize co-worker. War Monkey not the know what dumb shit he spread next. Best can to stop him now.
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Eric Kahn writes:
question for the monkey
who is burried in grants tomb?
This is being with a simple! But first understanding of nature the grants and for why the big cancelling with of for funding out the running so following can of bury in big the taping of great rougeosity, and also the having to understanding in the where is it to place with the grants so no will the one being the wiser as to depeletedness in the extenting and therewith being the easier yet to being get of more the funding with big taxable currency-ettes to funnel swiftly in the darking under the belly of this the greatest of sly nations ever. Really.
So once with that the understanding and following of this for you then can be with of the know how the question really leading from the answer simpling of "grants be the buried with of tomb grants" to bigger the answer to of the question really of which one is needing the know (which if being you the not quite follow then I can telling of it like "who the buried in grants tomb the elsing other with being the grants") and I could with being of answer then to of this simple of simplicitude!
Yes! I think you are the seeing where to it is I the go! Yes! Also with the bury in of tomb the grants is with yes, yes, the taping of great rouging and of all the this other which is liking to things seeing tell of in "X-Files" like of great big the conspire! And also with the bury there are great the things of other wonder, like being the representative and senetor flings! Yes! And not the forgetting of Elvis!
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WarMonkey:
A terrible problem has arisen! I was composing a question for you when suddenly my computer locked up tighter a monkey's ... uh, er, butt. Do you think it knew who I was writing to?? This could pose a serious threat to your generous offer of assistance to seekers of ... uh, what ARE we seeking? Anyway, it locked up while writing to YOU!
If it is any help, at the time of the freeze up, I had just done a clean boot into Windoze 98 and only had the bare essentials running: GameSpy, PingTool, Unreal, M$ IE (two windows: DvT website, and DvT Forum) Go!zilla, ICQ, AtGuard, CD player, Netscape Navigator ({DvT}Ithaqua's website), oh, and a couple of trivial utilities: Word 97 and minesweeper. I am running a translucent tangerine -- what is it that comes in translucent tangerine? I will ask about the incurable facial twitch later.
Anyway this is a disastrous! What if it happened to someone with a truly important question
to ask you? Like {DvT}Archipeligus might? Hurry.
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{DvT}JonahHex
Well, it is being great fortunate you presenting with this terrible the of happen! For I am seeing of how the why! You are to now the removing all the with cards of being RAM and do placing them in with washy-washy machine then to machine drier, then can with the putting of them with reverse to the way removed and can being boot-re, and then seeing of horrible virus is with the going away! Now to the writing of the Flinger with the questions sad sad can be the doing, but must of being the run Unreal at least three windows in order so of RAM being the properly busy busy (hands the idle doing of Satan you remembering now!).
Oooooh! Be the wait!!!!! Need now to getting can of paint with brush brush and of coloring with the tangerine to beige! Yich! Computer the must being really ugly and with the utilitarian! All the manufacturing of people with the color nightlights should be with the hands cutting off and being shoved down throat sidewise! And with the long instrument of end-hooking being up the nostrils and pulling out of nasty nasty lobe in front! That fix big problem quicky-quick!
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