On May 6, 2002, I started a thread in the clan forums called "Deviant Haiku". This became one of the forum's most popular threads ever. And by popular I mean I personally posted to it a lot. Never one to care overly about the useless opinions of others, I really have no idea what others thought of the thread. I don't even know why it would be important to know what others thought of it. I think it was a fantastic thread, and that should be enough for you.
Anywho, Unreality soon thereafter changed hosts and the thread was gone. Well, not quite. We did have some warning so I grabbed the entire thread and have since spent a whole bunch of time reformatting it. It was a really long thread, taking up 10 pages in our forum. So naturally here the entire thread will take up one page. If the page takes too long to load for you, why not replace that abacus with a computer? Your technological shortcomings are your own problem, and I don't want to hear about them.
So, now you know what this page is about. If you have haiku you want to add, well you're sort of out of luck. I don't intend to update this page any time soon. But there's probably a Deviant Haiku thread in our forum that you're welcome to participate in. So now, on with the haiku. But first I'll include the first post to the original thread, which provided the rules for the thread.
This thread is for haiku. Any submitted haiku must meet at least one of the following guidelines in order to be valid:
- Violent
- Politically incorrect
- Disturbing
- Deviant
If submitted haiku is not valid it will be deleted. Hippy haiku will be deleted regardless of whether it is valid or not, because being hippy haiku it is actually invalid. All sales final. Note to hippies: either take a shower or go back to woodstock, you dirty hippy.
Further rules. All submitted haiku must meet all of these guidelines
- Must have haiku meter
- Only one haiku per post