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Deviant Haiku Thread -- May 6, 2002 thru June 17, 2002

{DvT}Sapient6 I'm gunna kill you
Gasoline to burn your shit
Shotgun up your butt
{DvT}Sapient6 Car crash by my school
Dumb shit ignored the red light
Blood is everywhere
{DvT}Sapient6 Pedophile clergy,
Did Jesus like little boys?
'Cuz the pope seems to.
{DvT}Sapient6 Hung by your ankles
Tupperware bowls catch your blood
Relaxing fountain
{DvT}Sapient6 Early morning birds
Put a fan in the window
Bird feathers and blood
{DvT}Sapient6 Heads in pickle jars
Skin a briney green palor
They're looking surprised
{DvT}Sapient6 Choked on a pretzel
Head hit the coffee table
Did you spill your beer
{DvT}Sapient6 A warm summers day
Sleep in the sun on your back
Bird shit up your nose
{DvT}Sapient6 Infected manhood
Barbell piercing your scrotum
Bleeding when you pee
{DvT}Sapient6 Deep excavation
Digit probes your proboscis
Chew with your mouth closed
Monkies that flaming homo
got blood all over my shoes
beat him down again
Monkies stick into anus
adjust the fecal matter
my finger is brown
Monkies bitch my beer is drained
get off my jock and get more
go bake me a pie
{DvT}Sapient6 Guns don't kill people
The exit wound in your head
Is far more lethal
Monkies towel snapped at him
tore his nut sack wide open
he lost more than blood
{DvT}Sapient6 Watching while you sleep
You sleep with your mouth open
Which is convenient
{DvT}Sapient6 What a lovely smile
Peeling the skin from you face
Next I'll pull your teeth
{DvT}Sapient6 High school reunion
Years since you've seen all your friends
You should bring a gun
{DvT}Sapient6 Fast food beverage
Spit out chunks of bleeding tongue
Broken glass and ice
{DvT}Sapient6 Open your mailbox
I sent you a love letter
Liquified torso
{DvT}Sapient6 Cookies dipped in milk
Cookie jar by the window
Worms and chocolate chips
{DvT}Sapient6 Your mother's so cheap
If you give her a nickle
You should expect change
Monkies fucking my sister
she is so cold and clammy
this coffin is cramped
Monkies give the kid candy
there is more in my van, pal
blood on my clown suit
{DvT}Sapient6 Summers as a child
Waiting for the ice cream truck
Throwing rocks at cars
{DvT}Sapient6 Towel heads are kind
Open minded and caring
Blowing up buildings
Monkies hanging the negroes
make them learn about respect
light up the cross boys
{DvT}Sapient6 Lazy mexicans
Always sleeping on the job
But they're cheap to hire
Monkies open wide, honey
let your fingers do the work
taste the golden spray
Monkies my girl is yellow
sucky sucky for money
she love me long time
{DvT}Sapient6 True love is patient
I'll keep hitting you until
You get it right, bitch
Monkies that raging lesbo
did not like being forced much
cut off my boner
{DvT}Sapient6 Always cut her first
Before you start to grind her
Blood enhanced friction
Monkies bitch has two black eyes
i already told her twice
third time is a charm
Monkies blood filling my pants
screaming when i take a dump
don't clip my hemorrhoids
{DvT}Sapient6 Going to the store
I ran into a friend there
Have to clean my grill
Monkies my nose is runny
sniffle it back down my throat
snot tastes like semen
{DvT}Sapient6 Clean between my toes
Lots of sticky lint and skin
Feeling pretty full
{DvT}Sapient6 Roommate is sleeping
Trying hard not to wake him
Pass the vaseline
Monkies the chick is noisy
she smells like a rotten fish
queefed right in my face
{DvT}Sapient6 You can't take a joke
It looks like you'll pop a vein
I ass-banged your mom
Monkies that didn't take long
go spit out in the bathroom
daddy still loves you
{DvT}Sapient6 Took your bitch hunting
Learned grizzlies are carnivores
And I shot your dog
{DvT}Sapient6 Hunting accidents
Are tragic in the bedroom
While I fuck your wife
Monkies my pecker is soft
you are not doing your job
try using your teeth
Monkies I am a goth fag
I play quake and like Pearl Jam
shot up my highschool
Monkies the chick fucked a horse
saw it on the internet
porn is my new god
Monkies fed baby pine cones
turned wrong way up going down
split his ass open
Monkies what makes a retard?
kid's head stuck in banister
freed with a hammer
{DvT}Sapient6 Turned down for a raise
She peed in his espresso
Bleach would be better
{DvT}Sapient6 Laid off on Friday
Came back to work on Monday
Shotguns make a mess
Monkies bought you a butt plug
and a sodomized child
happy birthday, FAG
Monkies wiener like a worm
an ass like an elephant's
that's my mom for you
Monkies my boss is horny
it's that time of month again
got under her desk
{DvT}Sapient6 Asleep on your back
The spider drops from above
Lays eggs in your nose
{DvT}Sapient6 Parking lot is full
But you parked your car sideways
I like throwing bricks
{DvT}Sapient6 Fish hook in your man
Fishing line tied to the door
Order some pizza
{DvT}Sapient6 Bitch gave me herpes
I guess she's a dirty whore
Gunna slit her throat
{DvT}Sapient6 Drink until I puke
Puked up my stomach lining
Drowned in the toilet
{DvT}Sapient6 Women are unique
A treasured gem all because
When they're good they suck
{DvT}Sapient6 I just kept stabbing
It killed him an hour ago
This is so much fun
{DvT}Sapient6 Speak English or die
A directive so simple
Morons ignore it
{DvT}Sapient6 Worms under your skin
Leaving red trails in their wake
Try to eat less shit
{DvT}Sapient6 Antique katana
Cuts through anything I want
Come here, I'll show you
{DvT}Sapient6 Racoons in the flue
Their babies are quite noisy
I'll need some more wood
{DvT}Sapient6 Licking the outlet
Seems like a great idea
To morons like you
{DvT}Sapient6 John Lenon is dead
And has been for quite some time
Yoko still fucks him
{DvT}Sapient6 Won't visit your house
Nice parties but I don't like
Your hobo sex slaves
{DvT}Sapient6 I'd like to screw you
I only have a hammer
This might hurt a bit
{DvT}Sapient6 A narrow glass rod
Penetrates the urethra
And therein shattered
{DvT}Sapient6 One hot horny day
Frozen hot dogs looking good
Broke in half inside
{DvT}Sapient6 Mouse and paper tube
But what do you plan to do
If the tube collapsed
{DvT}Sapient6 Laxative brownies
My guests will all be reading
Bathroom magazines
{DvT}Sapient6 Ask me where's your cat
I watched him while you were gone
How is the meatloaf?
{DvT}Sapient6 Free basing cocaine
Running down the street on fire
Dude, you crack me up
{DvT}Sapient6 Machismo is cool
Real men can take an asp bite
Until their heart stops
{DvT}Ithaqua Young Kids climbing trees
shiny chainsaw is running
do i hear sirens?
{DvT}Ithaqua thin pinwheeling arms
flames leaping into night sky
kids, matches, petrol
{DvT}Sapient6 Halloween candy
Cyanide or razor blades
Even better: both
{DvT}Sapient6 Choking, grabs his throat
Isn't his bleeding precious?
Get the camera
{DvT}Ithaqua scratching nails on wood
damp earth falls on coffin lid
think Granny woke up?
{DvT}Sapient6 Pushing rock hard stool
My rectal protruberance
Inches out further
{DvT}Sapient6 I killed the Waltons
Johnboy was masturbating
In Grandma's closet
{DvT}Ithaqua the hills are alive
landmines in the flowers,BANG!
von trapp massacre
DvT Flo-jo Curled into a ball
His mind clouded by poisons
Dare we find a cure?
DvT Flo-jo What a perfect pose
Her body lies motionless
See the dead model
DvT Flo-jo I will work on it
You damn shit perfectionist
Now get off my ass!
Monkies raping the school girl
tentacles in all her holes
sick japanese fucks
{DvT}Sapient6 Squirrel on the road
Slowly it turns into paste
Like homemade paté
Monkies where is my corn cob?
it tasted just like honey
dildo in my ass
Monkies shit on a shingle
craptastic Moo Goo Gai Pan
feces delicious
Monkies rectum explosion
pants are victims of shrapnel
diarrhea bomb
{DvT}Sapient6 His head was still there
Opened like a piñata
Brains paste on the wall
Monkies what is that itching?
played outside in my diaper
ants in my penis
Monkies dug up a girlfriend
decapitated red head
gnawed on her neck stump
{DvT}Sapient6 They called him flipper
But he wasn't a dolphin
Crack whore for a mom
Monkies your mom, my sex toy
fucked you a little brother
blistered vagina
Monkies Uncle Fester's wife
stuck a light bulb up her cunt
glow-in-the-dark snatch
Monkies flogging the bishop
sister wants her panties back
peel them off of me
Monkies Cannibal Ferox
split him from chest to jimmy
hooks in her boobies
{DvT}Sapient6 Broken beer bottle
Carve cylinders of your flesh
And make you eat them
{DvT}Sapient6 Peter, Jimmy, Dick,
Rod, Harry, Herman, Grendle
Cyclops, Jack, Penis
{DvT}Sapient6 Water consumption
Reduction just increases
Courtesy flushes
{DvT}Sapient6 Summer shoe shopping
Angled mirrors on the floor
Women wearing skirts
{DvT}Sapient6 Zombies by Dahmer
Acid and a power drill
Tweak that frontal lobe
{DvT}Sapient6 Heavy groceries
Old lady slips on the ice
Split my side laughing
{DvT}Sapient6 Beat the dead horses
Shepherd boy can just fuck glue
Beat the dead horses
{DvT}Sapient6 Air-tight coffins suck
The body turns to liquid
Any leak will spray
{DvT}Sapient6 Snorting up his nose
Candy crushed into powder
Sprays blood on his desk
{DvT}Sapient6 Science teaches us
Hammer blow to the forhead
Can crush the skull's base
{DvT}Sapient6 He steals all her cash
This masturbating mugger
Steals her heart as well
{DvT}Sapient6 Love in your mailbox
He wants us to recall the
Smiley face bomber
{DvT}Sapient6 You've got the desert
Don't be selfish, take our trash
(Nevada glows green)
{DvT}Sapient6 Single sex classes
Are the best way to ensure
Kids grow up homos
Monkies convicted rapist
looking for work in my town
needed a sitter
Monkies Johnny is jealous
new little sis on the way
stabs mommy to death
Monkies what is that nice smell?
parents out of food money
feed us a fetus
Monkies it wasn't road rage
asshole tried to cut me off
so i cut him up
Monkies British are homos
beat down in every war
worse than the Frenchies
{DvT}Sapient6 Don't get me started
Why won't frenchies take a bath
They smell like cow shit
Monkies Tommy's in the well
"Please, go and get help!" he cries
drop rocks on his head
{DvT}Sapient6 Old man on the bus
Falls on his way down the steps
Blood leaks from his ear
Monkies went to a prison
with a store run by convicts
knife made from a bone
DvT Flo-jo Field trip to the zoo
Raped by the large gorilla
She misses his touch
DvT Flo-jo Schoolyard fantasy
Lead missles find their target
Mom gets a phone call
DvT Flo-jo Palestinians
hate the Jews and Jews hate the
Palestinians
Monkies get in a fist fight
fighting never solves conflict
shut up and die, fag
Monkies sexy, young co-ed
fucked her over ICQ
really an old man
DvT Flo-jo Bum asks for money
I gave a quarter and smiled
I got the finger
DvT Flo-jo Surrounded by friends
I have yet to get their names
I won the lotto
DvT Flo-jo Darkened alleyway
Mug victim cries out for help
Man crosses the street
DvT Flo-jo Started in my shorts
Party, bought her favorites
It ended in hers
{DvT}Sapient6 Smokers are homos
That's why they suck on faggots
Dirty ash lickers
{DvT}Sapient6 Did zorack zoran
Force you to be an asshole
And guzzle man juice?
{DvT}Sapient6 Bo Peep is a dyke
Strap-on fucking Jill's anus
While Jack steals her sheep
{DvT}Sapient6 Special Olympics
Are lame photo-shop come backs
From dickless losers
{DvT}Sapient6 Just because I'm wrong
Doesn't mean you're right, shithead
You wreak of ball sweat
{DvT}Sapient6 Old fashioned lynching
Hicks don't know where the knot goes
Guess you'll be choking
{DvT}Sapient6 Counterstrike shitheads
Think they invented leet speak
And the internet
{DvT}Sapient6 Just head on down south
If you've got family there
You're gunna get laid
{DvT}Sapient6 When I like a girl
I wrap my legs around her
And dry hump her leg
{DvT}Sapient6 Junk between my teeth
Falls in her belly button
She didn't notice
Monkies forums for females
are where horny guys beat off
and ugly chicks too
{DvT}Sapient6 Sexy blue lipstick
She gives her quiet consent
Dead chicks give great head
Johnny In the midnight rain
Crying faces getting wet
A gunman runs free
Monkies sanitation man
your septic tank is his pool
swims in your juices
Monkies fat girls in spandex
crime against humanity
Lycra tidal wave
{DvT}Sapient6 I wasn't stalking
Anyway, she asked for it
I know she likes it
DvT Flo-jo Dug up her body
She is missing arms and legs
Anyone care for soup?
Johnny Make sure oven's hot
Add ingredients to dish
Where is the baby
{DvT}Sapient6 Big kitties eat meat
Designed to rend flesh from bone
Or arms from torsos
{DvT}Sapient6 He was a rebel
With a hard on for George Bush
He's Johnny Blow Job
{DvT}Sapient6 Hickies in a ring
A suffocation necklace
Another dead slut
{DvT}Sapient6 Intimidator
He played chicken with a wall
Now that was stupid
{DvT}Sapient6 Clean windows are good
Open wide in a high rise
It's raining Claptons
{DvT}Sapient6 Grandma's HIV
A nasty mental image
Geriatric slut
{DvT}Sapient6 You better come quick
If you're the circle's slow poke
You eat the cracker
Johnny Murder was the case
Electric chair is warmed up
Smells like B B Q
Johnny Flat tire on freeway
cars are too close for comfort
Whats that long red smear
Johnny Make grocery list
Pick up apples and razors
Happy Halloween
Johnny At first she says no
One little pill will fix that
Good date after all
Johnny X-ray negative
Just a bruise and some swelling
She won't talk back though
Johnny The car is ready
Did I mention the cut brakes
Drive safe my sweet wife
Johnny The fire was raging
Those neighbors complained alot
My hands smell like gas
Johnny I love hitchhikers
no one ever misses them
Plus they taste so good
Johnny Why is dinner late
My fist is starting to hurt
Will she ever learn
Johnny Dead cop in the road
He should have checked for warrents
More donuts for me
Johnny Our baby looks weird
Stupid cousin for a wife
Good thing for sisters
Johnny See me after class
Lets work on raising your grades
It is our secret
{DvT}Sapient6 He thought he was Gene
Igniting gas in his mouth
Darwin would be pleased
{DvT}Sapient6 Old lady pussy
Looks more like a small penis
Soft and inviting
{DvT}Sapient6 An untreated gash
Red trails and a tinge of green
Fetch me some maggots
{DvT}Sapient6 You can feel them squirm
Like a buzzing on your skin
As they eat the rot
Monkies fire in my loins
is it lust or syphilis?
spread it to find out
Monkies stab me in the heart
lick the gore off my chest wound
you said you loved me
Monkies spreading the smegma
drinking milk straight from the cow
dick cheese on my toast
Monkies fucked the old lady
how is she so wet and smooth?
she picked off the scabs
{DvT}Sapient6 THREE DEAD CATS THREE DEAD
CATS THREE DEAD CATS THREE DEAD CATS
THREE DEAD CATS THREE DEAD
{DvT}Sapient6 The fanboy ate cream
Under indirect lighting
It was amazing
{DvT}Sapient6 So you think you're joe
Your parents should have taught you
We can't all be joe
{DvT}Sapient6 A chainsaw bathtub
Hydrochloric gay orgy
Evil manifest
{DvT}Sapient6 Only the duck knows
In the moonlight lake of tears
The duck will escape
{DvT}Sapient6 Somehow it was fate
The glittering egg basket
An evil portent
{DvT}Sapient6 Gloomtree a magnet
Not the only way to fly
A glorious milk
Johnny Order in the court
Why isn't he sitting down
Is that a timer?
Johnny Lemonade for sale
Everyone gather around
Need more antifreeze
Johnny My father spanked me
I decided to kill him
Mother looks so nice
LuLu_PeA_2002 The elderly fucks
And their damned slowpoke ass meat
Make for prime roadkill.
{DvT}Sapient6 The cool surfin' dude
Who surfed the top of a van
Left cool surfin' smears
{DvT}Sapient6 Braided handle bars
Your mouth is not for talking
It's for my fluid
{DvT}Sapient6 Midnight fiddling
One time use receptacle
So many stiff socks
LuLu_PeA_2002 once upon a time
i was stuffed into a trunk
bloodied and damned hot
LuLu_PeA_2002 if you see his mom
tell her how he likes young boys
pubescent and mute
LuLu_PeA_2002 on balmy nights we
litter the streets with vengeance
and hardcore ego
LuLu_PeA_2002 how to meet people
and make their money your own
remember to lie
DvT Flo-jo Girlscout at the door
Eyeing her menu of treats
I ate her cookie
{DvT}Sapient6 TV parenting
Is Mr. Brady the dad
Or Mrs. Cartman?
{DvT}Sapient6 If you didn't know
Mr. Brady was a fag
A big cock goblin
{DvT}Sapient6 One chilly morning
Their cat found a warm retreat
Then the car started
{DvT}Sapient6 Guts out its armpit
The lumbering killer cries
Over google eyes
{DvT}Sapient6 Intestines knotted
He just kept pushing harder
Burst vein toilet death
{DvT}Sapient6 Tripping on the farm
His head plunged towards the cow
And became submerged
{DvT}Sapient6 Scatologic fun
Achieved via hydration
Asshole turned faucet
{DvT}-Phoenix- Spleen gushing green ooze
Bones protruding thru your flesh
I beat your gay ass
{DvT}Sapient6 Russian bitch's kid
Takes a mouthfull of knuckle
Less than she deserved
{DvT}Sapient6 Amy was a slut
Ten years old wearing a thong
Dripping with semen
{DvT}dagger Die fucking whores die.
Back of the head blown away.
The blood splatters far.
{DvT}dagger Out of the shadows.
Posting with hidden anger.
Back he goes to hide.
LuLu_PeA_2002 I am indisposed
Soiled pants manky with sin
I prefer them young
LuLu_PeA_2002 when it's opened wide
there's brilliance in the naive
and i put it out
LuLu_PeA_2002 whipping her comes easy
sweet blithe face must quiet
fists do the job well
LuLu_PeA_2002 speeding cadillac
red dog's bloody head rolling
panting its last breath
LuLu_PeA_2002 can't forget her face
"your dogs head is in the road"
all blinks and stutters
LuLu_PeA_2002 keeping them unfed
makes for blind obedience
then you can cut them
LuLu_PeA_2002 naughty amputees
pink stumps gesturing love me
riotous flesh trade
Monkies the burger is bland
but the nuggets are tasty
I'm a man sandwich
Monkies push pooch through with car
fido won't go through dog door
it's just painted on
Monkies this trash bag is full
upper torso is still left
mince meat for dinner
{DvT}Sapient6 Glorious fingers
With phaneromania
Au jus et fromage
LuLu_PeA_2002 dog dining fuckers
catfur wearing egotists
merciless shitheads
LuLu_PeA_2002 i'll skin the charlies
like superhero like champ
i'll kick chinky ass
{DvT}Sapient6 Commercial jingles
Echo in my clouded skull
Telling me to kill
{DvT}Sapient6 Hung from a meat hook
Sliced from the neck to navel
His last right wing shit
{DvT}Sapient6 Void of compassion
Who would care if I killed him?
God is still laughing
{DvT}Sapient6 She fell in the tub
The shower rinsing her corpse
Water fills her mouth
{DvT}Sapient6 Mom found him naked
Hand on cock, belt 'round his neck
A dignified death
{DvT}Sapient6 The pot head was high
And stumbled into the road
I can't stop laughing
{DvT}Sapient6 With one large drill bit
It kills her with a big hole
Warm juicy skull fuck
{DvT}Sapient6 The pencil as knife
Surprisingly stabbity
Impaled through the nose
{DvT}Sapient6 The rebel cum sponge
So inane he's beneathe my
Vituperation
{DvT}Sapient6 Spilling invective
To meet your expectations
It's not that I care
{DvT}Sapient6 Ashcroft's dark secret
Naked statues tent his pants
Stains on the curtains
{DvT}Sapient6 Tripped on a tree root
Skull split open on a rock
Lying there twitching
{DvT}Sapient6 Her breasts kept her up
Midnight skinny dip with snakes
Corpse warms with the dawn
{DvT}Sapient6 Sick dolphin rapist
Holds her to the ocean floor
Drowning orgasm
{DvT}Sapient6 Kitchen castration
Tupperware keeps your balls fresh
Sit down and eat pie
{DvT}Sapient6 Arm dislocated
Raise my hand, my shoulder pops
The pain is sublime


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