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Deviant Haiku Thread -- July 10, 2002 thru December 4, 2002

LuLu PeA there's a sound inside
murmurs choking on wet fists
one last breath of bliss
{DvT}Sapient6 Hammer kissed his skull
His brain did not work so well
But it tastes just right
{DvT}Sapient6 HIV Muppet
You woulda thought it was Bert
But it's some new guy
{DvT}Sapient6 Is Mitchel a crook
Or victim of a frame job
By nazi piggies
{DvT}Sapient6 USA Today
Hacked by immature vandals
Poetic justice
LuLu PeA my oh my dumb fuck!
hows bout an education?
or foot up yer ass?
{DvT}WaRHawK I would like to say
I didn't piss on myself
but it's not raining
{DvT}Sapient6 Don't wait to be fired
Kill your stupid boss today
And dance in his blood
{DvT}Sapient6 Animated gifs
Simple communication
For the simple mind
{DvT}Sapient6 Now Bill Gates must die
He's stolen Deviant Green
So I'll steal his soul
{DvT}Sapient6 To fly like Harry
From atop kitchen counters
Twitching on the floor
{DvT}JonahHex Today's honest ad:
"Admit you are full of shit,
Buy Metamucil."
Monkies life sentence for me
big man named Hank holds me down
blasts up my asshole
{DvT}Sapient6 Taunting fucking bitch
Found out the last frag would be
Just what she deserves
{DvT}Sapient6 Twirling highway tops
Candy red in spreading pools
Broken glass shimmer
{DvT}Sapient6 Of heaven and hell
Such questions quickly divined
With easy triggers
{DvT}Sapient6 Drifter house guests
Aren't a sign of good judgement
They'll kill your children
[IM8]Monkies That kid annoys me
smash him with my monitor
I'm going to HELL
AXE[CoA] The stress so intense
My teeth clench with nervous fright
I will overcome
{DvT}Sapient6 Gay boy spam cannon
Hot shrapnel and anal sex
Purple ass canoe
{DvT}Sapient6 Melting summer rain
Eats through the latex defence
Scalding tender skin
{DvT}Sapient6 Goats have feelings too
Anal rape distresses them
Why don't you lay off?
{DvT}Sapient6 A gun that fires nails
The beauty of pure design
Fastens as it kills
{DvT}Sapient6 Stregic leadership
Insane retarded cowboy
Cokehead junky fag
{DvT}Sapient6 Inside of my axe
Worms congregate in blood lust
To feast on your brains
{DvT}Sapient6 Planets tumbling
Randomly through sunless voids
Mindless ancient gods
{DvT}Sapient6 Red eyes in the dark
Visitors from ancient tombs
Clawing through your walls
{DvT}Sapient6 Blindfolded and tied
Doesn't know her husband left
Unwitting hooker
{DvT}Sapient6 A road rage pit stop
He gets a bat from his trunk
But I brought a gun
{DvT}Sapient6 Wax sealed hollow tip
With a drop of mercury
Shredding poison death
{DvT}Sapient6 Quick parking lot theft
One shopping bag, one dead cat
Odiferous stole
{DvT}Sapient6 Method to the pain
Imbibing glass in jell-o
Deadly ass shrapnel
{DvT}dagger Bar-Ba-Que is good
Bar-Ba-Que scorpion great
That must hurt a lot
{DvT}Sapient6 Bladder near bursting
Legs crossed in concentration
All because I'm bored
{DvT}Sapient6 Fight against the norm
Status quo beligerance
Just because you can
{DvT}Sapient6 MS aint so bad
When AOL/Time Warner
Is the alternate
{DvT}dagger Slowly dripping blood
Shreds of flesh all over here
This is very fun
{DvT}dagger Human flesh is good
Blood slowly dripping from mouth
Must find more people
{DvT}Sapient6 Smoke trails cross your screen
Bloodshot eyes attempt to read
Ten brain cells to go
{DvT}Sapient6 Context lost on you
My, how you must thrash inside
By face judging all
{DvT}dagger Sex is very good
Got to love the fresh corpses
They sure do smell though
{DvT}dagger As they run away
Demise due to deliver
Rifle rains down death
{DvT}Sapient6 Insect with a tail
Just a deformed beached lobster
Drop a book on it
{DvT}Sapient6 Used to be random
Before that it could Reave Souls
It ignores mail now
{DvT}dagger My fucking brain hurts
Throbs with a mind of it's own
Damn aspirin slow
{DvT}Scorpion Purple feathered hat
Great wisdom and discernment
No bug under book
{DvT}Scorpion Short pointed weapon
Something that agonizes
Small hairy nut sack
{DvT}Scorpion Took out the surf board
Reached back and slapped the fat ass
Rode wave back on knees
{DvT}Scorpion Confused as all hell
Don't know what to do here now
Slap Dagger's face hard.
{DvT}Sapient6 Wide brimmed hat in green
Counterpoint to pantsless legs
Sharpenned blade of NYAR!
{DvT}Sapient6 Help Center Trojan
Clever Windows XP tool
To delete warezed files
{DvT}Sapient6 Nali cow giblets
Raining down in deck 16
Purple ring of death
{DvT}Sapient6 Molten steel rivers
Running down the main support
Weakens the structure
{DvT}Sapient6 Angered by counting
The insect grabs a pencil
To crunch his numbers
{DvT}Sapient6 Glow in the dark mice
Make it easier to check
Your mouse traps at night
{DvT}Sapient6 I liked floor hockey
Charging, big stick poised to strike
Defense just backed down
{DvT}Sapient6 Hook on a pole-arm
To cut the straps of armor
Make way for the spike
{DvT}Sapient6 Those exercise belts
Also work to animate
Frigid cold fish fucks
{DvT}Sapient6 Beyond correction
Slapping dag' is relaxing
A good policy
{DvT}Sapient6 Methuen vandals
Tipping gravestones, the limit
Of their tiny minds
{DvT}Sapient6 Fixing Bush's face
Requires only seran wrap
Over mouth and nose
{DvT}Sapient6 Tea cup of demise
Roasted almonds on your tongue
White doilies of death
{DvT}Sapient6 Who wants a nail gun
My dream gun would shoot hammers
Skip the middle man
{DvT}Scorpion UT2K's sweet
It has knocked my off my feet
Can't wait to play more
{DvT}Scorpion What do I do now
I'm torn between two games now
So what do I do?
{DvT}Sapient6 Knock holes in the walls
Put their fetid corpses there
Cold plastered faces
{DvT}Sapient6 Improving football
One Foot wide camouflaged pits
More compound fractures
{DvT}Scorpion Colts kicked ass Sunday
Somerville will feel our wrath
Crush the little fags
{DvT}dagger A lot of people
Death has stolen away from
Terror must die now
{DvT}Scorpion Boobs, so soft and sweet
In between I like my meat
Meat in bed of pearls.
{DvT}dagger Suck my dick you cunt
Take it down your throat you bitch
Uncomfortable?
{DvT}dagger Spam I am you say?
Shall I spam another day?
Will I 'till I spam...
{DvT}dagger Long since he saw day?
Was it long since he had play?
Storin...borin...sperm
LuLu PeA having had his way
ignis fatuus blinding bright
still the public sleeps
{DvT}dagger Stolen, taken from
Ripped, thy mortal flesh torn back
Death, stealer of souls
LuLu PeA twat upside his head
now he's creepin with the dead
we should take pictures
{DvT}dagger Stop taking my lead
You annoying little pod
Don't make me hurt you
LuLu PeA oops upside ya head
i said oops upside ya head
yaaaa dats right beeyotch
{DvT}dagger Balls so green, see them?
Deviant Glow all the time...
Night sure does look cool.
farNorth Could Someone Tell Me
Why It Burns and Hurts To Pee
To pee makes dick fry
Fenris I shot a cop down
After playing my PC
Let us blame Rockstar
Fenris I love Al Qaeda
They make the best sandwiches
Meatloaf and Anthrax
Fenris We've got a LASER
Kentucky fried Bin-Laden
Torch the Middle East
Fenris I was a bad boy
No, Mommy, not the clown suit
Cream pie enema
{DvT}Sapient6 Sacramento cheats
Are they skilled at evasion
Or slathered in PAM
{DvT}Sapient6 SWAT stand off with dog
Social workers chat with corpse
Bush is rubbing off
{DvT}Sapient6 The Pope is horny
"Make love not war," he tells us
More Guinea Babies
LuLu PeA cigarettes camels
preferred liquor jack daniels
drug of choice dead blondes
LuLu PeA in his remembrance:
bottom feeders float up top
sooner or later
Snickhouse incapabili
ty mine, far from five seven
five i am, delet
LuLu PeA when will i see you
again with something rotten
you were sweeter then
Fenris dumb painter named it,
"any asshole can make art."
now he's the asshole.
Fenris buy a McAnus
give me a quarter pounder
hold the special sauce
Fenris Mohammed likes girls?
kill the bitch for saying it
our god is a fag
Fenris Thank God for winter
little sister disappears
They'll find her in March
rainman super lets me in
corpse hanging from the rafter
pants around ankles
Fenris I made a new friend
a leper in my hot tub
I nicknamed him "Stew".
Fenris Hot girl works with me
I followed her home last night
She is my new toy
Fenris brain makes good food
Hannibal, eat your heart out
leave the rest for me
Fenris Farting is a sign
that I like your company
so shut the fuck up
Fenris fingering assholes
is the new rave in Japan
Have a fun!! ENJOY!!
Fenris Death isn't the end
when you live in my household
you're still good for sex
Fenris violent eruptions
steaming brown tides of magma
courtesy flush, please
Fenris It must be Spring time
with the green trees and blue sky
I raped your sister


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