{DvT}Sapient6 | japan writhes in pain perfect meter, twisted verse culture perverted |
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Fenris | If Japan does writhe, it comes from "Boong-ga" practice, not sick poetry. |
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Fenris | Do not operate heavy machinery, eh? We'll see about that. |
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Fenris | I got arrested for saying hi on the plane. My friend's name is Jack. |
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Fenris | Mountain Dew spewage this shit tastes like penis juice not that I would know. |
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Fenris | Animal Crossing people bury furniture just like in real life. |
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Fenris | OHHH, a HAM sandwich! Don't give me that nasty look! I thought you said, "hand"! |
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Fenris | I cut the power Now I hear some girl screaming Get her off my knife |
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Fenris | Calvin Klein models run around in their undies down in my basement. |
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Fenris | No prostitution if women would just wise up and fuck us for free. |
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Fenris | "Stupid or moron?" Bush asked one of his helpers "Which of them am I?" |
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Fenris | Justin Timberlake makes boyfriends really jealous he boned Britney Spears |
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Fenris | Aliens exist They anal probe secretly just like molestors. |
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Fenris | I answer the phone "What are you wearing?" I'm asked. "My birthday suit, Mom." |
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Fenris | My ex just left me, but I still have her work number. I faxed her the cat. |
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Fenris | "How do you do, maam?" "You can save on long distance." "I'll rape you, you bitch." |
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Fenris | found a baby's arm at a car accident scene. made it a butt plug. |
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Fenris | I love you, grandma would you like a cup of tea? and some fire ants |
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Fenris | Euro visitors present at my company bring dog food as snacks |
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Fenris | Getting a blow job I tell her a funny joke. Cum shoots out her nose. |
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Fenris | Gynecologists are paid thousands for doing what I do for free. |
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Fenris | Lunch in a bucket. "Hey! That slop is for the pigs!" Shove it, you old bag. |
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{DvT}dagger | I R not so gay It only hurts when we play I hate it up butt |
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Fenris | That one really sucked. Suess is rolling in his grave. Do not post again. |
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Fenris | leet speak was cool once but now it is overused 8y 4nn0y1ng n008s |
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Fenris | Watch the green grass grow and the animals scurry inbetween my toes. |
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Fenris | Jack may be nimble, but he's not quick in a chase and I've got a gun. |
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Fenris | Say, "prophylactic". It is such a funny word when your mouth is full. |
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Fenris | Boning my sister was not such a good idea. I know where you live. |
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Fenris | Violence in movies remind me of that one time I gunned down a cop. |
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Fenris | Not enough haikus You people must be braindead Share your perversions |
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Fenris | You Slartibartfast A decrepit old has-been Stick fjords up your ass |
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Fenris | Bugs are not features! Quit telling me otherwise. I'm not a moron. |
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Fenris | Drink lots of water Go to the bathroom a lot Better than coffee! |
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Fenris | Fat chicks in Spandex are a crime against nature. Whales should wear condoms. |
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Fenris | Party at your house! You bring the snacks and soda I'll bring the homos. |
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Fenris | Fungus grows on me My snow pants cling to my skin Baths are for pussies |
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Fenris | I worked in Auschwitz until the chimney got clogged I inhaled a Jew. |
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Fenris | Hung with bungee cord I thought the nigger would laugh dashed on rocks instead |
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Fenris | I am not racist I believe all are equal under the white fist |
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Fenris | "You are perverted, and terrible at foreplay," my mother told me. |
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Fenris | Why is it funny to make jokes about incest when it feels so good? |
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Fenris | He is such a clown! That joke made me laugh so hard I filled my diaper! |
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Fenris | Five, seven, and five... Who came up with that meter? Figures it'd be Japs. |
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Fenris | Philadelphia "City of Brotherly Love" Incestuous fags. |
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Fenris | The dancing penis makes every post funnier. Dance for me, penis! |
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Fenris | I have work to do, my manager always say, but what does he know? |
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Fenris | Zit on my anus It hurts when I take a dump Will you pop it, please? |
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Fenris | Hormone therapy Grew me a pair of hooters covered with chest hair. |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | Lott forgot his hood He left it on his pillow While at Strom's birthday |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | Charro Martin Short Protecting Alameda Life immitates crap |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | Britney Spears in court Suing monkeys for the jap They didn't attack |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | Be a patriot Honor G.W.'s nose By drinking your coke |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | Snowballs from the fridge From summer attic window Pelt top down drivers |
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Fenris | Worm in the butter There is something disturbing about finding half. |
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Fenris | Pizza going down tastes a hundred times better than when it comes up. |
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Fenris | Sex on a playground must be done with speed and stealth. Here comes her teacher. |
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Fenris | Flambé my penis Serve it to me for dinner Sweet German sausage |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | I asked her to dance But rigor mortis set in I fear it's too late |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | Building sand castles The sand was too dry to shape Fixed with my friend's blood |
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August | fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you |
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Fenris | It is sad to see someone who can't even post without saying "fuck". |
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Fenris | My car is missing. I think the police took it. Trunk full of babies. |
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{DvT}farNorth | My Trial Tonight Some Lubrication Be Nice Ass wont hurt so bad |
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{DvT}JonahHex | Reckless tomorrow night, the barbed wire dildo is sharp; the lube won't help. |
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Fenris | Those are very good, though I am sensing a theme. Deviant gang bang? |
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{DvT}Reckless | Now I am frightened My virgin sphincter screams out Please mommy help me |
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{DvT}farNorth | Look now what do see Two more in clan DvT World coming to end |
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Fenris | That is not haiku. The last line has seven words, not five like it should. |
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{DvT}farNorth | North cannot haiku Banned from this thread from now on Newbie branded be |
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{DvT}Reckless | Farnorth hates haiku Tell you man I am with you Reckless hates haiku |
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Fenris | Birds in my luggage. "Anything else to declare?" Monkeys in my pants. |
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Fenris | Lesbos pay support. Kids they can't have naturally grow up real confused. |
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Fenris | Ich spreche nicht Deutsches. übersetze mit babelfish. Werde verzögert. |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | Reindeer in a pen Smell worse than a monkey house I pity Santa |
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{DvT}farNorth | I Stand For Nothing Not Crawling, Not Falling Down I Bleed For No One |
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Fenris | Plagiarize Mudvayne. Did you think we wouldn't know? You have shamed your clan. |
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Fenris | Stocking is empty. No presents under the tree. Dad in the chimney. |
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Fenris | Incompetant drones never do what I tell them. Can't get my work done. |
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Fenris | My resolution is to stop showing contempt for those that I kill. |
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{DvT}farNorth | Not a bad thing cuz mudvayne ownz, therefore its more of an ode to them |
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Fenris | You quoted it twice, passing it off as your own, which just isn't cool. |
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Fenris | Be original. Anyone can quote others and make it haiku. |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | A gallon of milk Fell through my windshield today Thanks, I need bread too |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | Thanks for the ice block Now my wife needs a coffin And I still need bread |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | Violent snot blow Canuck donkey rim-jobber Blood flows gracefully |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | Bitches shouldn't drive I can smell her stench through steel Shut your legs, you whore |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | Her head in the bush Just a tiny length of spine Makes a neat handle |
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Fenris | Out to take a dump, I squat in the ambushes, head 'lion' there now. |
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Fenris | Neighbors are demons. Especially the toddler. I must kill them all. |
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Fenris | Indian money being held by government. Need more casinos. |
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Fenris | I love my mama. A bit of her inside me. It's some of her heart. |
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Fenris | Sex on the school bus. Kids punished for their actions. Suck off gym teacher. |
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Fenris | Max Factor grandson hiding from his rape trial, disguised as a girl. |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | Somali children Like bags of crap on doorsteps Litter our airports |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | This drinking contest Easily settled with knives I win: you're dead drunk |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | Lint betwixt my toes Noble in it's warm repose Up my nose it goes |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | Gracefully she walked Unaware of her mistake: Skirt tucked into hose |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | She should have died here After there would have been time For just such a word |
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{DvT}Sapient6 | Extra "o" in "lose" Like your extra chromisome Online mouth breather |